Time again to haunt the stalls
All the aisles all the malls
Baby she wants as she gets
Dressed for shopping hard and fast
Her little skirt a season past
Short for this weather and wet
When we’re finally in the car
Traffic jams from here to far
One more Black Friday regret 
Out to buy the merry lies
Moms and children, girls and guys
Somehow each year we forget

Christmas soldiers standing tall
I can’t wait to
I can’t wait to hit the mall
Santa’s elves so cute and small
Baby, I can’t wait to
I can’t wait to hit the mall

I’m another misfit toy
Dads and daughters alter boys
Mazes of malls give us worth
From New Orleans to Illinois
I’m kinda tireda playin coy
Smile when they fall to the earth
Hallelujah to the ploy
White the right the poor and goy
All with a wish list of hope
Come along collect the prize
Hope that you can synthesize
Or find a short coil of rope

It’s so true babe after all that
I can’t wait no
I can’t wait to hit the mall
Christmas bargain cattle call and
I can’t wait to
I can’t wait to hit the mall

Every Christmas I recall that
Silver gold suburban sprawl
As all the babies start to bawl
Well I can’t wait to
I can’t wait to hit the mall

Set ‘em up and watch ‘em fall and
Rip the seams and bugger all and
Matthew, Mary, Peter, Paul and
I 
Can’t wait 
I can’t wait to hit the mall

Let’s all go to the mall



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